If you’re searching for some funny raps this is the best fantasy football rap you’ll find. This actually has some great lyrics and features the fantasy football guru rapping about true experiences in his fantasy football draft. The entire funny fantasy football rap is only ninety seconds but very entertaining. Other topics include the hamstring MRI of Arian Foster, Chris Johnson, the Madden Curse, Peyton Manning, Vick, and other topics. Other than giving great tips, fantasy football guru Huseyin The Brain can also bust some funny raps.
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Fantasy Football Rap Lyrics (slightly edited)
Fantasy Football rap over some brain tracks.
It’s fosters for beer so why are you sipping Pabst?
I got the first pick but even worse than that,
I got diarrhea right before my fantasy draft.
Should I shock the world and draft CJ2K?
If he’s holding out then the answer is no way.
I’d rather go AP, AD (All Day)
Or Andre Johnson, that’s what I say.
I could go Mike Vick but shush.
I’d have to go to my pit and say I’m sorry bitch!
But I would never do that.
That would be ugly like Deion’s bust before the do-rag.
I chose AP over Foster.
Now it’s on to the second pick of my roster
I’d rather smoke a LaGerrette Blount than a Dwayne Bowe.
Get high and find me somewhere over Dwayne Bowe.
I’m in a mock draft. Even at the party.
What’s my team name? Not too Matt Shaub by.
Got the best team and I’m on one.
And my sleepers, they are all home runs.
Stafford’s shoulder is made of recycled paper.
If Peyton takes one hit then he’ll turn into vapor.
My backup quarterback might be my savior.
Playing mind games with the trades Like Doctor Xavier.
Should I go with Frank Gore or draft McFadden first?
And everyone is scared of Peyton Hillis because of the Madden Curse.
I enter the draft without any doubts, because i visit the best site Fantasy Couch!
