Welcome to the ManCave. Allow me to introduce myself. I’m known as “The Grumpy Old Fan.” CLICK HERE to read all my Free NFL Picks. Fantasy Couch has been swamped with requests over the past 30 years (OK maybe the last couple of weeks) to provide information regarding the “lines” in Vegas, Tahoe, etc. Fantasy Couch will do anything for their loyal followers, so they approached me for help. Based on my reputation, they knew they had the right man. We entered into negotiations. I was asking for six figures, they were offering a six pack of beer. The negotiations were brutal. I finally accepted their offer of a few cold ones, and the possibility of a redhead who would be my “personal assistant.”
Let me make this clear from the beginning. This information is for entertainment purposes only! Do not use this information to go out and place a legal bet at one of the Sports Books. I don’t want you showing up at my front door because you lost the rent money. You can visit Fantasy Couch anytime you want, you just can’t sleep there, so remember boys and girls, this is for fun only!
During the day, I’m a mild mannered Admissions Advisor for a private college. During the night, I retreat to my ManCave and become “The Old Grumpy Fan” … I posses more than 42 years of experience predicting the outcome of football games. Of course, only three of those years were successful. While most kids spent their formative years playing games, going to school, etc., I spent my youth figuring out ways to pick winners. You can now taste the fruits of my child labor.
In my profession, dependability is everything. I want you to know that I will be there for you every week. I will spend many hours in the ManCave using my formulas to come up with some winners. My dependability is exceptional and I will be there every week unless I’m in the hospital, dead, or on a drinking binge.
Winning percentage is the measure of success in the forecasting business. Amateurs are usually 40% – 50% successful. 50% – 60% is considered good. If you are at 60% – 80%, you are considered a professional and people are probably giving you money for your predictions. Not here at Fantasy Couch. With my many years of experience and complicated formulas, I’m shooting for 30%. As the season unfolds, my success rate will increase.
We’re going to have some fun, and with any luck, win some imaginary money. The Couch is open, grab a seat. – The Grumpy Old Fan
