Out of this list of the top dirty fantasy football team names, you are sure to find a clever and hilarious name for your fantasy squad. Or at least, you will be highly entertained. Draft a good team, brush up on your smack talk and pick one of these naughty and dirty fantasy football team names to show your opponents that you’re serious when it comes to fantasy.

Hilarious, Clever and Dirty Team Names

  1. Wilfork on the First Date – Vince Wilfork
  2. Steeler Virginity – Pittsburgh Steelers
  3. HaHa Monica Loves Clinton Dix – HaHa Clinton-Dix
  4. Dickson Your Rear – Ed Dickson
  5. Put My Fleener In Your Slot – Coby Fleener
  6. Reverse Cowgirls – Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders
  7. Ease it in, Don’t Forsett – Justin Forsett
  8. Forsett Down Her Throat – Justin Forsett
  9. Slob on my Cobb – Randall Cobb
  10. Schaub on My Knob – Matt Schaub
  11. Mike Vick in a Box – Michael Vick
  12. Morning Woodhead – Danny Woodhead
  13. Playing With My Fleener – Coby Fleener
  14. 2 Girls, 1 Kaep – Colin Kaepernick
  15. Suh Girls, One Cup – Ndamukong Suh
  16. Ndamukong Suh, defensive tackle for the Detroit Lions
    Photo credit: Jeffrey Beall
  17. Munchen on Bundchen – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen
  18. Wham Bam Thank You Cam – Cam Newton
  19. Big TDs, No Bush – Reggie Bush
  20. Jacquizz on Her Bush – Jacquizz Rodgers and Reggie Bush
  21. Megatron’s Johnson – Calvin Johnson
  22. Harb Gore Porn – Jim Harbaugh and Frank Gore
  23. Multiple Goregasms – Frank Gore
  24. Your Mom’s a Gore – Frank Gore
  25. How Does Mike Ditka Taste? – Mike Ditka
  26. Suck a Ditka – Mike Ditka
  27. More Cushing for the Pushin’ – Brian Cushing
  28. Golden Taint – Golden Tate
  29. I’m Gonna Jacquizz All Over Yo’ Tates – Jacquizz Rodgers and Ben Tate
  30. Drill ‘er then Spill ‘er – C.J. Spiller
  31. Got Bush? – Reggie Bush

Hope you found yourself a dirty fantasy football team name that you can use. It’s important to have fun in your league, but a great team name is nothing without a great team. Make sure to read our other fantasy football articles for the best advice and predictions.

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