Out of this list of the top dirty fantasy football team names, you are sure to find a clever and hilarious name for your fantasy squad. Or at least, you will be highly entertained. Draft a good team, brush up on your smack talk and pick one of these naughty and dirty fantasy football team names to show your opponents that you’re serious when it comes to fantasy.
Hilarious, Clever and Dirty Team Names
- Wilfork on the First Date – Vince Wilfork
- Steeler Virginity – Pittsburgh Steelers
- HaHa Monica Loves Clinton Dix – HaHa Clinton-Dix
- Dickson Your Rear – Ed Dickson
- Put My Fleener In Your Slot – Coby Fleener
- Reverse Cowgirls – Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders
- Ease it in, Don’t Forsett – Justin Forsett
- Forsett Down Her Throat – Justin Forsett
- Slob on my Cobb – Randall Cobb
- Schaub on My Knob – Matt Schaub
- Mike Vick in a Box – Michael Vick
- Morning Woodhead – Danny Woodhead
- Playing With My Fleener – Coby Fleener
- 2 Girls, 1 Kaep – Colin Kaepernick
- Suh Girls, One Cup – Ndamukong Suh
- Munchen on Bundchen – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen
- Wham Bam Thank You Cam – Cam Newton
- Big TDs, No Bush – Reggie Bush
- Jacquizz on Her Bush – Jacquizz Rodgers and Reggie Bush
- Megatron’s Johnson – Calvin Johnson
- Harb Gore Porn – Jim Harbaugh and Frank Gore
- Multiple Goregasms – Frank Gore
- Your Mom’s a Gore – Frank Gore
- How Does Mike Ditka Taste? – Mike Ditka
- Suck a Ditka – Mike Ditka
- More Cushing for the Pushin’ – Brian Cushing
- Golden Taint – Golden Tate
- I’m Gonna Jacquizz All Over Yo’ Tates – Jacquizz Rodgers and Ben Tate
- Drill ‘er then Spill ‘er – C.J. Spiller
- Got Bush? – Reggie Bush
Hope you found yourself a dirty fantasy football team name that you can use. It’s important to have fun in your league, but a great team name is nothing without a great team. Make sure to read our other fantasy football articles for the best advice and predictions.